Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Houston, we have a squirter
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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