found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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