Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
