# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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