I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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