i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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