apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
