you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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