im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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