Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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