Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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