dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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