turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Two words: nipple clamps
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