The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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