My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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