you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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