brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You took a bar mat shot.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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