I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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