i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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