I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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