love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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