SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
