Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
id be glad to
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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