can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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