Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Green mimosas i think yes
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
