Have you finally orgasmed yet?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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