It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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