did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Duck Duck Cougar?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
