there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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