I want to have your abortion
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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