I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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