Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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