But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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