i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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