Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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