you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I need moral support for this bender
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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