like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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