Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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