so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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