Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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