In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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