it wasn't lemon gatorade
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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