You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just gargled with NyQuil
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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