Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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