ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You took a bar mat shot.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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