Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
