remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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