Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
