Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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