Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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