that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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