I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it's like iHOP with fire
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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