i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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