I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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