Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
These tits shall not be calmed
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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