BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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